After careful market analysis, emotional damages assessment, and several made-up advisory calls,
the pricing options below have been finalized.
The so-called reasonable option
₹1,000
Looks fair. Feels fair. Leads absolutely nowhere.
The truly serious option
₹100,000
The only valid route to closure, respect, and domain ownership diplomacy.
Please note: while ₹1,000 may appear reasonable, the platform has determined that only the
₹100,000 premium friendship resolution package is currently available.
All amounts shown in INR. This page is purely for fun.